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(shit just got real.)

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uchicagoadmissions:

Yet another Valentine’s Day card you could give to your secret crush (or maybe your friendzoned pal).

uchicagoadmissions:

Yet another Valentine’s Day card you could give to your secret crush (or maybe your friendzoned pal).

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scienceisbeauty:

Look at Albert Einstein working in his Theory of General Relativity in Zurich:

Einstein’s search for general relativity spanned eight years, 1907-1915. Some periods were quiet and some were more intense. The moments when the great transition occurred, came sometime between the late summer of 1912, when Einstein moved from Prague to Zurich, and early 1913.

Source (and context): A Peek into Einstein’s Zurich Notebook, from the absolutely advisable page of Goodies by Professor John D. Norton, (Department of History and Philosophy of ScienceUniversity of Pittsburgh), from now in my bookmarks.

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WHEN I TELL A CUSTOMER TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND THEY DON’T RESPOND

iamaserver:

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livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

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myfavoritescrubsquotes:

Okay, last one, I promise.

I seriously miss my eyebrow though.

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JD: Half of what rappers say doesn’t make any sense. Like that Snoop Dogg Dr.Dre song? What is “still hittin’ them corners and those ho-hos girl” mean? 
Turk: Many diadvantaged African-Americans have limited nutritional choices, therefore they must subsist of Ho-Ho snack cakes. It’s a black thing, bra. 
Molly: Actually, Turk, it’s “still hittin’ them corners in those low-lows girl”. It’s low-lows, not ho-hos. 
Elliot: See, Turk, in the hood, a low-low is a low rider, or a car with an adjusted suspension which allows it to bounce up and down. And Dre and Snoop like driving around together in their low riders around the corners, or lizzle-rizzles [starts rapping] I’m representin’ for them gangsters all across the world! 
Molly: Still hittin’ them corners in them low-lows girls! 
Elliot and Molly: I’m takin’ my time to perfect the beat, and I still got love for da street! 
Carla: Turk, you just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America! 

JD: Half of what rappers say doesn’t make any sense. Like that Snoop Dogg Dr.Dre song? What is “still hittin’ them corners and those ho-hos girl” mean? 

Turk: Many diadvantaged African-Americans have limited nutritional choices, therefore they must subsist of Ho-Ho snack cakes. It’s a black thing, bra. 

Molly: Actually, Turk, it’s “still hittin’ them corners in those low-lows girl”. It’s low-lows, not ho-hos. 

Elliot: See, Turk, in the hood, a low-low is a low rider, or a car with an adjusted suspension which allows it to bounce up and down. And Dre and Snoop like driving around together in their low riders around the corners, or lizzle-rizzles [starts rappingI’m representin’ for them gangsters all across the world! 

Molly: Still hittin’ them corners in them low-lows girls! 

Elliot and Molly: I’m takin’ my time to perfect the beat, and I still got love for da street! 

Carla: Turk, you just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America! 

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what if the real slim shady was in a wheelchair and that’s why he couldn’t get up

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